Have you ever want to say, "You're Fired!" to one of your elected officials, without waiting for the next election?  Now you can.

Ken Lowder, is one of our readers and a frequent contributor to our Opinion/Editorial pages. Ken is one of those right-wingers who believes in weird stuff like the U.S. Constitution, freedom, the rights of the people. You know the type. You may have some living in your home. I know I do. Anyway, Ken has come up with a great idea to mail “Pink Slips” to members of Congress.

You know what a "Pink Slip" is right?   It’s the proverbial notice that, to quote Trump, “You’re Fired!"

"Pack up your stuff and we'll have security escort you out of the building." 

"Beat it". 

"Sorry, I'd like to tell you that you're being downsized, but in reality you just stink at your job."  

A “Pink Slip” is an official kick in the pants and a “don’t let the door hit you on the way out” from you. Yes, you.  Remember, you’re the boss. Not the President, this one or any other; and not the Congress; and certainly not that Prime Minister wannabe Nancy Pelosi.

You’re the boss. Time to do some evaluations and make some decisions.

So, take a look at Congress, the President, the Governor, the Mayor, anyone in politics who works for you and who you think is doing a bad job, and send them a “Pink Slip”. Better yet send them a few thousand “Pink Slips”.

Now, your “Pink Slip” won’t be official, but maybe, just maybe it will get their attention prior to handing them their official “Pink Slips” come election time.

To whom should you send those “Pink Slips”? That’s up to you. I would suggest, and I’ll bet Ken Lowder would agree, that you would be best served not to send them to members of just one political party alone.

When it comes to our elected officials the sad truth is that there are plenty of politicians deserving of a “Pink Slip”.

To print your won “Pink Slip” click below:   It’s free.

Pink Slip Message

Pink Slip Label 

You can also find the links to the Pink Slips by checking the top menu bar on any page of The Cypress Times. 

These "Pink Slips" are in .pdf format, and can be printed out 4 to a page, you'll need both in order to print a front and back.  Print them onto a post card and mail'em off. 

Add it to your Facebook, Twitter, Social Network, or just go the old-fashioned route and tell a friend, or someone you know.  That is if you know any members of the vast right-wing conspiracy, any Constitution lovers, or Freedom Fighters, Palinistas, or the like.