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ABC SHOULD DROP ALL PRETENSE AND GO WITH AN ALL BARACK LINEUP

They haven’t made it official yet, but ABC should go ahead and pull the trigger changing its name from the “American Broadcasting Company” to the “All Barack Company”. The launch date of the new “ABC” should be on June 24, 2009, when the network airs an infomercial in prime time for President Barack Obama and his, as of yet primarily non-existent, health care plan.

Obama lapdog, Charlie Gibson, will host the show. One would assume that even Billy Mays couldn’t choke down a pitch like, “How much do you think this Healthcare plan will cost? Not 5 trillion. Not 4 trillion. You can have this Healthcare plan for just 1 trillion dollars. Act now, cost is only an estimate.”

Following the disgusting spectacle of the 2008 election cycle, all three of the once “major” networks, ABC, NBC and CBS, should just put aside any pretense of objectivity or fairness and simply admit to what they have become; the American equivalent of the old Soviet Union’s TASS.

When these networks decided that they, and all of their so-called “news” cable channels, would forfeit any resemblance to actual journalistic integrity in order to get Barack Obama elected, they basically became unofficial arms of the new administration. One wonders why Obama even bothers keeping Robert Gibbs on as a Press Secretary when he has more well known and more experienced spokespeople in Charlie Gibson, Katie Couric and Brian Williams.
If you don’t know the story about what is happening on June 24, here it is.

The ABC “All Barack Company” Network will, on June 24, 2009, turn over prime time programming to an infomercial on Barack Obama’s Health Care Plan. Not only will the Disney-owned network give Obama this unprecedented amount of time and exposure, they are also refusing to allow any Republican response following the program.

More shocking, but greater proof of just how “in-the-tank” they are for Obama, ABC is also refusing to take PAID ADVERTISING from any person, party, or group in opposition to Obama, or his healthcare plan.

An ABC mouthpiece said, "ABC Television Network has a long standing policy that we do not accept advocacy advertising."

Apparently, that policy does not extend to advocacy programming.

To that end, perhaps ABC has a new “All Obama” line-up in the works for its fall season.

“Barack and Michelle Go On A Date”: A new reality show.

Synopsis: ABC cameras will follow the first couple as they travel all over the country, and the world, for date night. You can watch as Barack and Michelle desperately attempt to prove they love each other while spending millions of your tax dollars to fly Air Force One to cool places like Broadway.

“Nightline” will be revamped completely to feature a recap of all the wonderful things that Barack and those wacky Obamaniacs did that day.

“Good Morning America” will become “Good Morning Obama Nation” and will feature reports on all of the near miraculous things that “The One” says he is going to do each day.

“America’s Got Talent” could become “America’s Got Socialism” and brainiacs like David Hasselhoff and Sharon Osbourne could evaluate new Socialist programs proposed by the Obama administration.

And best of all ABC could re-tool “LOST” into a show about a ragtag band of Patriot’s roaming the U.S. desperately in search of our constitution.

Do yourself a favor and turn off the “All Barack Company (ABC)” and the “Need Barack Completely” (NBC) network, and the “Courting Barack Shamelessly” (CBS) channel on June 24.

Go dark.

Let them all know that you’re sick of it. Stop watching their “news”. It’s no longer news. Send them the only message they understand; crash their ratings, and thus their revenue.

Rent a DVD, or tune into Fox on June 24. Then boycott Charlie, Katie and Brian everyday before it’s too late. Stop feeding the beast.

If you agree Email this article to everyone you know and encourage them to do something other than watch ABC on June 24.

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Added: June 22, 2009. 10:25 AM CST
ABC health plan coverage
That article was too funny but
could be so true. The drive by
media is so pro Obama. I am definetly pushing to keep the
fairness doctrine in place.
Anonymous
Added: June 22, 2009. 06:36 AM CST
Watch Fox and USA
Burn notice is the best show on TV!
Anonymous
Added: June 20, 2009. 08:22 PM CST
If only five percent of the American people would indeed tune out this farce, it would send a powerful message. Unfortunately, though, most will continue to feed the beast as the author writes, until it is too late and much, too much damage has been done to our country and the future of our children.
Anonymous
Added: June 20, 2009. 11:16 AM CST
Why Watch Ever?
I have basically reduced my TV viewing to DVD/video of exactly what I choose.

About two years ago I decided I had seen enough commercials to last me the rest of my life. During an hour-long program there is roughly 20 minutes of commercials.

Add those minutes up for any typical TV viewer and that's several hours a day absolutely wasted on unwanted advertising.

But worse is the liberal hogwash oozing from every direction on network, cable and satellite.

I had it all disconnected and boy, do I feel "liberated"!

The shows are worthless trash. The "news" is pure socialist propaganda. Comedy is dead - nothing but potty humor. "cop" shows are now all predictable gore-fests, each with typical PC mix investigators who all look like they belong in GQ or Playboy instead of posing as detectives.

PURE CRAP.

"I watched that rotten box until my head began to hurt..." - Frank Zappa
Parley
Added: June 20, 2009. 08:57 AM CST
Nice read
Lets boycott ABC.
DaddyOOO
Added: June 19, 2009. 08:54 AM CST
Why stop at June 24?
You say to "do something other than watch ABC on June 24". Why stop there? I was so outraged by NBC during the election cycle that I haven't watch them or their surrogate MSNBC since election day, and have no intention of ever watching either again, short of some open act of confession and repentance. If the upcoming ABC event is as bad as is being anticipated, they will join NBC on my never-watch-again list. It's time that all concerned conservatives think about doing this. Yes, you'll sacrifice seeing some shows you might enjoy, but it may be the only way to of putting an end to these people and the damage they are doing to this country.
Anonymous
Added: June 19, 2009. 08:46 AM CST
Wouldn't it be great
if ABC viewership completely tanked during the Obama infomercial - and FOX viewership went through the roof?
A Citizen
Added: June 19, 2009. 07:01 AM CST
Down with ABC, CBS, & NBC!
Yea! Loved this article! We need to show our displeasure and not only refuse to watch this brainwashing program, but refuse to buy any products advertised during this program.
Anonymous
Added: June 19, 2009. 06:23 AM CST
I'll be watching Fox that night
Hit ABC where it hurts...the ratings. They should be ashamed of themselves. They can no longer legitimately say they are journalists.
Anonymous
Added: June 19, 2009. 05:55 AM CST
Boycott
Great article...boycott the liberal media..it is the only way the masses can fight back!
Anonymous
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